*Wishing Game*

granted but they won't talk

I wish i knew what napalm tasted like (now that is odvious, but also true, spicy i think)

you find out, but it burns off your tounge, and you can never talk or taste again

I wish the next person would post in pig latin

granted. but you can never understand what he says that's why you can not re-post

i wish that my wishes will come true.

granted but it will be silly

I wish i could talk again after the napalm (that was sign language)

granted but everyone goes/is deaf and blind so ur the odd ball yet again
I wish to move to another ihappital planet to see what its like

granted, but the atmosphere is toxic, and you forgot a space suit, and die

Iway ishway ouyay allway okespay igpay atinlay ootay!

Granted but nobody knew what you said so It doesnt come true....

I wish for new smilies.

granted but they are not nice ones

I wish for world peace

you get a dirt clod

i wish the flying hamsters of doom would rain coconuts upon your pitiful city

granted. but you also live in that city that's why you also get rained by the coconuts.

i wish i will be lucky today.

granted but the luck was bad.

i wish my Xbox would work

It works, but only after you sell it for $20

I wish I had a better laptop